Saturday, April 12, 2008

Playground bloopers...

A little boy, maybe 4 years old, is wandering around your freshly laid out picnic at the park, when all of a sudden he breaks out into that fateful dance - legs crossed, quickly shifting from one leg to the other. Nature is calling... and instead of calling for his mommy, he notices the nice tree only 12 inches away from your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Before you know it, he's in his birthday suit from the waist down and aiming for that tree...and mom is none the wiser. She's about 15 yards away and her view is blocked by the twisty slide. Do you run over and alert the mother of her son's intentions OR do you sit awkwardly hoping that the wind doesn't shift direction?

What would you do???

(I actually did witness all of this yesterday...it was pretty funny. Of course, it wasn't my pb&j that was in jeopardy.hahaha)

4 comments:

Rachel said...

That reminds me of that vacation movie with Chevy Chase when the dog pees on all their sandwiches and they don't realize it until they start eating them. Gross!

Terri said...

LOL.

stackingchairs said...

Fantastic writing!! I love it. hahaha. cool blog too.

gvnsmm said...

what would i do??? i would fall down on my knees and give thanks that it (just this one time) was not my son!