When the cat's away...

I found a grocery receipt a few days ago dated 8/02/09, when the kids and I were out of town for a week, and Pat was here all by his lonesome.

The receipt looks a little something like this -

DR. PEPPER - $1.38
POTATO CHIPS - $1.50
POTATO CHIPS - $1.50
BEEF FRANK - $2.50
OATML CREME - $1.28
TOTINO 3 MEAT - $1.25
TOTINO 3 MEAT - $1.25
CHICKN RAMEN - $.96
BEEF RAMEN - $.96
WHITE BRD - $1.08
EGGS - $1.27

No wonder women have a longer life expectancy than men. Geez!